10. A cardboard cut-out of John McCain.
9. Sarah Palin (oooohh, that would be disastrous.)
8. Rush Limbaugh (do people still listen to this douche?)
7. Another Vietnam War POW (because that qualifies McCain to be president.)
6. A Ventriloquist. Is Howdy Doody still around? Someone call his agent, stat.
5. The Ex-Office Humpbacked Grinch.
4. Nothing for #4. Literally. The Empty Seat.
3. Curt Schilling.
2. Jeff Baker, the neo-con who brainwashed me into conservatism all those years.
1. A Rubber Chicken.
Oh Boy! Another Bubble Tea Joint!
2 years ago
6 comments:
Hee hee. There's a 1 year old in Dan-El's preschool who looks like a Mini McCain. Maybe he's available?
If he can't raise his arms above his shoulders, book him!
hahah, Number 4 is closest to the charisma of John McCain.
Good top 10 list, I always love things in list form, what can I say, I'm lazy.
Thanks for finding me Jeff! May I ask how?
So I guess you are not for McPrez... I mean Mc Cain?
Hee Hee Hee.
Being in a war, good reason to be president, unless you are democrat.
Hee Hee Hee.
what paper do you read??????
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