26 September 2008

Top Ten Stand-Ins for John McCain at Tonight's Debate

10. A cardboard cut-out of John McCain.

9. Sarah Palin (oooohh, that would be disastrous.)

8. Rush Limbaugh (do people still listen to this douche?)

7. Another Vietnam War POW (because that qualifies McCain to be president.)

6. A Ventriloquist. Is Howdy Doody still around? Someone call his agent, stat.

5. The Ex-Office Humpbacked Grinch.

4. Nothing for #4. Literally. The Empty Seat.

3. Curt Schilling.

2. Jeff Baker, the neo-con who brainwashed me into conservatism all those years.

1. A Rubber Chicken.


Lois Lane said...

Hee hee. There's a 1 year old in Dan-El's preschool who looks like a Mini McCain. Maybe he's available?

Redbeard76 said...

If he can't raise his arms above his shoulders, book him!

Jeff Luppino-Esposito said...

hahah, Number 4 is closest to the charisma of John McCain.

Good top 10 list, I always love things in list form, what can I say, I'm lazy.

Redbeard76 said...

Thanks for finding me Jeff! May I ask how?

Ishat's Fire said...

So I guess you are not for McPrez... I mean Mc Cain?

Hee Hee Hee.

Being in a war, good reason to be president, unless you are democrat.

Hee Hee Hee.

jess said...

what paper do you read??????

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