05 December 2007

Chupacabra Sighting!

I believe my brother-in-law is harboring a chupacabra pup in his home. Can't you see the goat blood dripping from its snout, the killer instinct in the eyes?


cake said...

Sweet gawd! Lock up your goats, boys and girls, we have a live one here!!

Sparkle Plenty said...

EGAD! Zounds! Why is that thing roaming unfettered? Fetter it! Fetter it! Hollllld on. That looks like my Auntie Hazel. Was she? Could she have been? Oh, dear lord! The fruit of chupa loins hangs from my family tree!

Redbeard76 said...

Lock up your children, wake the neighbors, somewhere near the Canadian border roams this vicious beast. Most likely he'll just lick you to death.

cake said...

Near the CANADIAN border!? Shit!

::goes for the shotgun::

Redbeard76 said...


St. Albans, VT to be precise. You're probably a safe distance away, but you might want to get the moving company on speed dial just in case.

cake said...

Crap! Three hours driving!

::bundles family and valuables into car and drives further north::

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