Sweet gawd! Lock up your goats, boys and girls, we have a live one here!!
EGAD! Zounds! Why is that thing roaming unfettered? Fetter it! Fetter it! Hollllld on. That looks like my Auntie Hazel. Was she? Could she have been? Oh, dear lord! The fruit of chupa loins hangs from my family tree!
Lock up your children, wake the neighbors, somewhere near the Canadian border roams this vicious beast. Most likely he'll just lick you to death.
Near the CANADIAN border!? Shit!::goes for the shotgun::
Cake,St. Albans, VT to be precise. You're probably a safe distance away, but you might want to get the moving company on speed dial just in case.
Crap! Three hours driving!::bundles family and valuables into car and drives further north::
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