04 December 2007
Another heartbreaking loss to my Spurs on Sunday. Up 2-1 at home, Robbo gives up the equalizer, Keane is red-carded after a legal looking slide tackle (yellow card at worst, it was nothing flagrant), then the nail in the coffin in the closing minutes, 2-3 Birmingham City. It's absolutely maddening that last year's quality club have sunk so low with wins only against rubbish clubs Wigan and Derby County. Now with their best scorer on the bench after the red card appeal was rejected, things are still looking grim. Yes, I'm a masochist if you must ask.
Now I'm no comedy writer. I barely have a sense of humor according to my wife. But I will still attempt to write something about Chupacabras, being that this is Chupacabra week, so I offer the following:
Top Ten Chupacabra Books: (Little known fact: Chupacabras are quite keen on the literary world!)
10. Green Eggs and Goats
9. To Kill a Chupacabra
8. Chupacabras and Peace
7. Pride and Chupacabras
6. Chupacabras for Dummies
5. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Chupacabras
4. The da Vinci Code
3. How to Win Friends and Influence Goats
2. Jonathan Livingston Chupacabra
1. Goat Soup for the Chupacabra's Soul
p.s. Reward offered for Chupacabra attack on this referee in the Yahoo.co.uk photo above!
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