03 May 2008

Things to do during a 2 hour 20 minute rain delay

-do the laundry*
-make whoopee
-go shopping
-put the kids to bed*
-set the squirrels free
-reload the mp3 player with new music
-get drunk
-sit in traffic waiting for the train to pass*
-wash the dishes, especially the forks. filthy buggers.
-make a new x-rated blog
-get ready for Vermont Green-Up Day
-go fishing
-watch the 40 Year Old Virgin*
-count the balls in the yard
-text someone
-buy tickets to the Elton John show that just went on sale
-make strawberry shortcakes*
-search for a good Friday dance video

What say you?

Have a most enjoyable weekend.

*things that actually happened while I waited for the Sox to start their game. Waiting paid off, they won 7-3 after I fell asleep.


Jayne said...

Ooh, I watched 40 year iold virgin last week.

Wash those forks thoroughly !!!

Happy weekend there Redbeard. I'm just waiting on my gin.

Ted D said...


You can put "Lie in bed with a fever and chills while running back and forth to the bathroom".

Getting the flu in May sucks.

david mcmahon said...

Strawberry shortcake sounds great!

Redbeard76 said...

Of course I couldn't enjoy any of the shortcakes, the stomach bug was attacking me on and off this weekend. Not that I'm complaining. Nope. I'm a man, I don't do that sort of thing. You didn't hear anything of the sort.

W. Goldberg said...

"make whoopee"

Make me what??

~**Dawn**~ said...

Well, I cann assure you I wasn't doing your second option. =P

Sparkle Plenty said...

Hope the stomach bug is gone now and you're enjoying strawberry shortcake leftovers!

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