The Lesser Known Beach Boys songs, as sung by John McCain

10. Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Iran*

9. Little Deuce Hummer

8. Be True to your Naval Academy

7. When I Grow Up (to be a Grumpy Old Man)

6. Help Me, Sarah

5. Arizona Girls

4. Let Them (Wall Street) Run Wild [b-side to Arizona Girls]

3. I Get Around (with Charles Keating)

2. Kokomo (Indiana, now nearly a battleground state)

1. Hot Fun in the Summertime (of Iraq for 1000 years)

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*In no way do I condone bombing Iran. This is in reference to the deplorable joke McCain made that was brought up in last night's debate, which shouldn't even be joked about with war buddies. Like waterboarding. Senator McCain, you sir are not my friend, nor am I yours. Please stop calling me as such.

Top Ten Stand-Ins for John McCain at Tonight's Debate

10. A cardboard cut-out of John McCain.

9. Sarah Palin (oooohh, that would be disastrous.)

8. Rush Limbaugh (do people still listen to this douche?)

7. Another Vietnam War POW (because that qualifies McCain to be president.)

6. A Ventriloquist. Is Howdy Doody still around? Someone call his agent, stat.

5. The Ex-Office Humpbacked Grinch.

4. Nothing for #4. Literally. The Empty Seat.

3. Curt Schilling.

2. Jeff Baker, the neo-con who brainwashed me into conservatism all those years.

1. A Rubber Chicken.

My Favourite Canadians, eh. (Part Deux)

Again, in no particular order:

- Feist
- Eric Gagne (not really)
- Celine Dion (really not really)
- Jennifer the Humpy Grinch (Really really not really)
- the Canadian Brass (seen 'em live!), sneakers and all.
- John Kricfalusi
- Todd McFarlane
- Joseph Armand Bombardier (invented the snowmobile - Bombardier has offices in Vermont)
- the Mackenzie Brothers

What say you?

My Favourite Canadians, eh.

In no particular order:

-Steve Nash
-Pamela Anderson
-Michael Myers
-Don Cherry
-The other guy from Hockey Night in Canada
-Jim Carrey
-Cake
-the Barenaked Ladies
-Wayne Gretzky
- the Loony
- Red Green
- Nelly Furtado
- Brian Mulroney
- Rick Mercer
- Sarah McLachlan
- the Toony
- Canadian Whiskey
- The RCMP (Mounties to you south of the border)
- Sasketchewan RoughRiders
- Tim Horton
- the guy walking behind me in Toronto when I dropped my sunglasses and said "Watch out for that guy, he's a klutz."
- Chantal Kreviazuk (sp?)
- my brother-in-law's wife

Any others I'm missing?