What would Shakespeare say?
"Whence in times of lack of coolness,
Get thee to a place of shops
Wherefore there art backup generators
To cool thy moist skin."
Maybe I should make this a series, or an advice column and write a short sonnet as a Shakespearean response and throw in some anachronisms and errant spellings to make it just goofy enough.
7 comments:
I'm impressed, Redbeard. I had you pegged for more of dirty lymric kind of a guy.
Ah, but if you remember anything about Shakespeare, he was quite bawdy. He wasn't all high-brow.
Very impressive. And a good idea too.
OHHHHHHH, yes! YES, you should definitely do that.
Tarry not!
Jump on it!
Get thee to a...oh, you get creative and fill in the blank--garrr, I be burned. HEY! Why isn't your pirate flag picture here?
Avast, ye mates!
(There you are, Sparkle - I just added it last night.)
wow - I am sure Shakespeare's rotted heart just jumped! Keep it up and we might have a zombie on our hands!
(Translation: very cool (no pun intended.) I like!)
After doing the ode for Drowsey, Olga suggested doing a limerick contest? The dirtier/funnier the better! Maybe thats something to do?
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