tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post8618212967521831907..comments2023-11-05T06:33:40.062-05:00Comments on Redbeard: Hold OnRedbeard76http://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-38215862334368119182008-03-14T13:35:00.000-04:002008-03-14T13:35:00.000-04:00Ignore my Mother, I'm waiting for the Friday song....Ignore my Mother, I'm waiting for the Friday song.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-48042849719547069342008-03-14T11:10:00.000-04:002008-03-14T11:10:00.000-04:00::falls down from shock::::falls down from shock::Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-17962776510420423352008-03-14T10:59:00.000-04:002008-03-14T10:59:00.000-04:00Redbeard,This was a BBC2 broadcast.I kid you not.L...Redbeard,<BR/>This was a BBC2 broadcast.<BR/>I kid you not.<BR/><BR/>Love, Jayne's Mum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-33893773852172011132008-03-14T10:44:00.000-04:002008-03-14T10:44:00.000-04:00Ha! Very funny Jayne's mum! I bet they didn't show...Ha! Very funny Jayne's mum! I bet they didn't show that on the Beeb. Oh no. To channel 4 or ITV with that.Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-85767508760531699012008-03-14T09:58:00.000-04:002008-03-14T09:58:00.000-04:00Dear Redbeard,Here, in the U.K., we recently had a...Dear Redbeard,<BR/><BR/>Here, in the U.K., we recently had a T.V. documentary programme, featuring people who are eccentric.<BR/><BR/>The programme in question, was about a man who regularly went out in his car, searching for road kill.<BR/><BR/>He had a large chest freezer, carefully packed with, squashed badger, squashed cats, even a squashed owl!!<BR/><BR/>He was interviewed, about his strange habits, whilst happily consuming his squashed meal.<BR/><BR/>It made disgusting but compulsive viewing.<BR/><BR/>P.S. His wife is a vegeterian.<BR/><BR/>Hope I did not put anyone off their food.<BR/>I'm just off to eat my lunch now.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Jayne's mum xxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-51351131205950675202008-03-14T08:49:00.000-04:002008-03-14T08:49:00.000-04:00The turkey... lived. If I knew it wouldn't do any ...The turkey... lived. If I knew it wouldn't do any damage to my car I probably wouldn't have bothered to slow down. And as much as I love turkey, I hate cooking it, it's such a pain. Unlike Jed, I'm not one to turkeyjack or any other kind of wild-animal-jack.Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-1466822146152355802008-03-14T05:08:00.000-04:002008-03-14T05:08:00.000-04:00I thought it was my new rug too!! I had to run to ...I thought it was my new rug too!! <BR/>I had to run to the kitchen to check it was still there. I was about to call you a rug murderer.<BR/><BR/>Did the turkey become roast turkey?Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00688863202525277585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-86773329768694229742008-03-13T17:24:00.000-04:002008-03-13T17:24:00.000-04:00So wait did you hit it or not? If not then I'll l...So wait did you hit it or not? If not then I'll let slide that your post didn't come with photos.bacon acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12039785574738037479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-4111631335639680042008-03-13T16:35:00.000-04:002008-03-13T16:35:00.000-04:00Redbeard: Seriously? Nope, it wasn't "bad" at all;...Redbeard: Seriously? Nope, it wasn't "bad" at all; I didn't know where you were going with it.<BR/><BR/>Super-Cool-Plus Sparkle Plenty: HA! Now we're even for that whole "Who came up with the 1950s-themed blog <I>first</I>?" thing.<BR/><BR/>Redbeard (again!): By the way, thanks to you, I can't get the Herman's Hermits song "Hold On" out of my mind.The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-77249355601862598022008-03-13T16:11:00.000-04:002008-03-13T16:11:00.000-04:00DAMN! David'z Rantz beat me to that comment! Infid...DAMN! David'z Rantz beat me to that comment! Infidel!Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-36995300806684514512008-03-13T14:30:00.000-04:002008-03-13T14:30:00.000-04:00Damn. Until you told us about the turkeys, I thoug...Damn. Until you told us about the turkeys, I thought that it was Jayne's new rug that had jumped into the road.The Silver Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730805376957629641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-91848893707241232112008-03-13T14:19:00.000-04:002008-03-13T14:19:00.000-04:00I don't think we have turkeys here...though we hav...I don't think we have turkeys here...though we have plenty of suicidal outdoor cats in my neighbourhood. I see near-misses almost every day on way to or from work...*shiver*Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12547737277654390439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-34249028388228173862008-03-13T13:26:00.000-04:002008-03-13T13:26:00.000-04:00What if the turkey was a Jew?What if the turkey was a Jew?Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-22074368012963177402008-03-13T13:13:00.000-04:002008-03-13T13:13:00.000-04:00Hitler would never harm an animal.Hitler would never harm an animal.I Ain't No Oprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144178033176760758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-18723875197258937972008-03-13T11:30:00.000-04:002008-03-13T11:30:00.000-04:00There used to be wild turkeys that lived near my g...There used to be wild turkeys that lived near my grandparents' house. Those things are nervy! They will stand in the middle of the road & stare you down, challenging you to some kind of duel over road ownership. And then you slam on your brakes & they just take their sweet time getting out of your way. Reminding you just who is in charge.<BR/><BR/>Down here we have armadillos. And I am sorry to say that when your car runs over one because they panic & at the worst possible moment try to change their minds and double back... they make a horrible clunking sound. Makes you feel like you're losing vital parts to your vehicle.~**Dawn**~https://www.blogger.com/profile/06179560051128719637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-32762698471650518622008-03-13T10:19:00.000-04:002008-03-13T10:19:00.000-04:00::helps Redbeard to his feet::Now, yell "Yee Haw" ...::helps Redbeard to his feet::<BR/><BR/>Now, yell "Yee Haw" three times and it'll be all right.Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-83646000396253090642008-03-13T09:55:00.000-04:002008-03-13T09:55:00.000-04:00A suicidal bird indeed. ::tries to slide across ho...A suicidal bird indeed. <BR/><BR/>::tries to slide across hood of the car, rolls clumsily onto the ground::Redbeard76https://www.blogger.com/profile/12894995307281466889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7731459759094052011.post-2607714304701782092008-03-13T09:40:00.000-04:002008-03-13T09:40:00.000-04:00Maybe it was a terrorist turkey, determined to tak...Maybe it was a terrorist turkey, determined to take you out with him?<BR/><BR/>Nice driving skills to avoid it; you made Bo Duke proud!Ted Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194317104263591515noreply@blogger.com